A Hasty Jesty Feast
January 9, 2011
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A small reminiscence dedicated to my college buddy.
“Words once uttered cannot be gathered”. Just read on to see how aptly justified this is in the case of my friend SoGoneYa (well-known for her spontaneity, ending up confusing things) who uttered them in great haste and at present, is worrying at leisure.
Here are few of her genuine nonsense!
Having realized that she had left a book in the bus that she had alighted from, she screamed hurriedly thus: “Please stop, naan bakula bussa (bu as in book) vittuten”!!
In order to be the first one to answer the question: What are the 2 ways of storing data, pat came the reply from her: “Small Indian and Little Indian. “(Ans: Big Endian and Little Endian!.) Having done this not once, not twice but many a time, she earned the nick name – http://www.AlwaysShoutingWrongAnswers.com ! (Courtesy our classmate Cow In Den.)
Engrossed in copying her assignments for the day, she responds to our Sir calling out her name for marking attendance: “Yes Ma’am!”
Here comes the icing on the cake – Waiting for our college bus at the bus stop, with a shocked look on her face, stretching her right hand to one of the boys, Fried Deer – one of our classmates, SoGoneYa exclaimed loudly: “Hey Fried Deer, zippa podu da!!”. Embarrassed to the core, with all eyes at him and with giggles filling up the air, the guy stood dumbstruck. Giggles turned to laughter, intensifying the humour, when she yelled out again emphatically, “Hey Zip your bag yaar, your books might fall off!”. As if this was not enough, she made us laugh further with all innocence in her questioning: “Why are you folks laughing??”. To our utter amusement it was she who was embarrassed when we pointed out the implications of her words.
All names have been changed for My well-being!! 😉